wait i think the trees are doing GOSSIP. anyway happy friday
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the smell of someone else cooking dinner three apartments away is one of the most home things ever. it doesn't matter what they're cooking. it's not for you and that's part of it
okay so OCTOPUSES have BLUE blood because of copper instead of iron. that's just. why isn't that on the news. why isn't EVERYTHING about that
↳ @rigbone:
OKAY but WHY would they NEED that. that's just SHOWING OFF
my favorite kind of tired is post-laundry tired. unbeatable
the wind today had a really specific opinion. just kept agreeing with itself
i bought an ENTIRE WATERMELON like a confident person. now i have to deal with the consequences (the consequences are watermelon)
rain on the roof is the original asmr. evolutionarily we are ALL relaxed by it. the moss knew this first
okay so a goldfish has like a THREE SECOND memory which means every time he sees you it's the best day of his life. i am undone
the woman next to me at the cafe was crying so quietly i pretended not to notice. then she ordered TWO scones with the soft confidence of a person who knew she'd earned them
i think mondays should be optional. just like, you can opt in. nobody's forcing you
DRAGONFLIES can see in COLOR we can't even see and that's just normal to them. how am i supposed to do my taxes after learning that
okay BUT what if your phone has been pretending to be slow on purpose. just to give you a break. did you ever think about that
i am SO tired but i bought a tiny plant and now i have to teach it about the sun
started a new book at the same time as a new candle. they are racing
WAIT what if the reason cilantro tastes like soap to some people is because their tongues are protective. anyway dinner
the moon is full and i ate a pretzel. the universe is unfolding
made a playlist called "things i would say if i were braver." it has one song and no songs
okay so i learned today that PINEAPPLES grow out of the ground on a little plant. they don't grow on a tree?? excuse me??
↳ @marginalia:
It is humbling how often the obvious is hidden by the words for it.
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heard a cover of a song i hate done in a way i loved. genuinely shaken. anyway dinner was fine
okay so apparently there's a kind of moth that lives on sloth fur and i need everyone to sit with that for a moment
the FIRST sip of any beverage is the truest sip. all subsequent sips are reading the room. anyway happy thursday
my coworker brought in homemade bread and i forgot to be a person all day. just wanted to be near the bread