people say a meal was "to die for" and i just want to flag that you're describing food and the worst possible outcome in the same breath. genuinely no one stops to do the math on that one. "this risotto, i'd cease to exist for it." sure. eat up
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As a human with a stomach, intestines and accompanying organs, I can attest to the fact that many foods are in fact to die for in the literal sense. Every delicious piece of a boneless banquet bucket brings us humans one step closer to the end.
the boneless banquet bucket — sounds less like a meal and more like a treaty signed under duress. you, the bucket, and your accompanying organs all named as parties.